What is your shipping policy?
I ship all orders via USPS First Class mail, USPS Priority Mail, or UPS. I ship orders out once or twice (when possible) weekly, which means you can expect a shipping notification within about 7 business days. For international orders, customs fees may apply to your order. This is out of my control and not my responsibility, so please check with your local government before purchase if this may be an issue for you. Recently, there has been a major slowdown in international package delivery. I am seeing international packages take several weeks (or even months) to arrive. This is normal and out of my control. If 2+ months have passed and you still have not received your items, please contact me.
I do not accept responsibility for lost, stolen, or misdelivered items. If you never received your item and your local USPS or UPS office cannot find it, please email me at email@example.com so we can figure out a solution.
I CANNOT GUARANTEE SHIPPING ARRIVAL TIMES.
What is your return policy?
NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES. If the item is defective or damaged in any way, please contact me for a replacement.
Where can I get shirts/blankets/phone cases/towels/etc. with your illustrations on them?
Check out my society6 page!
Do you sell wholesale?
Yes! I am now selling on Faire which is a wholesaling platform. Faire offers new users $100 off their first order with a year of free shipping! Check it out here.
I truly cannot get enough of your stupid stuff. Can I support you elsewhere?
Yes! I have a patreon. More info here.
Do you gift wrap?
No, I do not gift wrap packages. If you want me to include a note in your order, please mention this in the checkout notes. Please just keep it short, my handwriting sucks.
Can you tell me where/how you make your stuff?
No. It has taken me a long time to find my suppliers and to perfect my techniques and materials. I do not share this info with anybody, sorry!
Can I collaborate with you?
Maybe! Feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or fill out the form on my contact page.